I found this, which is perfect. Unfortunately, I will probably never be able to get it since the developer seemed to have abandoned the project at the version made for IOS 6 and my iPhone 5 has been upgraded to IOS 7 (which doesn't even have a jailbreak yet). I am basically looking for any way at all to forward my calls, facetimes, texts, iMessages, and voicemails to my email. The ultimate goal is just to have all of the ways people contact me forwarded to my email. I really don't think this should be that hard to do. Anyone have any ideas?