iPhone 5 is So Powerful it’ll Make you Pregnant

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Makers of the new iPhone 5 have let slip that the new iPhone 5 will be so powerful that if it is left in a womans pocket for too long it can make you pregnant. Apparently this new technology comes from the new slimline shape, improved processing capabilities and the extra strong signal strength that can mimic sperm into fertilising a womans ovum.
These new ‘features’ of the iPhone 5 are said to be making the phone high in demand from lonely and single wannabe mummies.

 

[waldoe]

Haha!

 

[mwhartman]

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