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The "Anything Goes " Thread.

I'm gonna get like some of these clever guys and girls now,
with a simple statement.
It's not the mission that's hard, it's all the training and preparation that goes on beforehand that's hard. Slowly the target comes into sight. Be it the finishing line or the Moon


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.
 
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Asked Siri how could we tell if we're putting on weight if there were no weighing machines?
I'll leave out all the punctuation marks etc.
She replied look at your wrist, if your I watch [emoji355]️ is leaving red marks and it's on the last adjustment then you are overweight. You must quickly order the new model which has a specialty designed feature to add parts to the strap.
So it doesn't matter how much weight you gain the next model will grow with you.
The add ons are invisible to your family and friends no one will ever know.
Many more improvements are coming so get your order in for your new model now.
I said thank you Siri and she said, Your Welcome


Gregory Isaacs R.I.P.
 
A longtime Cosa Nostra reporter claimed he'd never in his career interviewed a hit man who didn't laugh about his crimes.


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