Head, Body & Legs iOS app is live, free and can be download here
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/head-body-legs/id570171539?ls=1&mt=8
My name is Ninja Jack. I know, my masters are eccentrics. That names given me a bit of a complex to be frank which I could do without, what with my diminutive stature and all.
Its a dogs life, you see, when youre only 18 inches tall. Put yourself in my paws for a second: You see a table, I see its legs; you sit on a chair, for me its arms are a wall of pain to run into.
Arms, legs I was missing out and it got me thinking.
When I think, I think hard. What else is there to do when Danny and Hanna, my masters, have left me home alone chase my tail?
What I needed was a bit of height, and who has height? Danny and Hanna. If only there was a way to pinch their body and legs for a while Thank dog, sorry God, for the iPad the answer was staring me in the snout.
After a brief confab with the neighbour (springer spaniel, bit of a swot) I created Head, Body & Legs. Its inspired by the game where you draw a head, hide it, and pass it on your friend draws the body, hides it and passes it on again for the legs to be added. The result is comedy gold.
But Im a ninja I wanted it to be far more than that, it had to bust some serious moves like I can.
This app can do anything I can play the game, be an artist, use photos of my friends from Dogbook to make them look a total tool. More importantly I was able to change my life for the better.
To be taller I chose Dannys legs (because hes a wee lad and I didnt want to go too far too quickly) and Hannas body (because Im a red-blooded dog of a man so it would be more fun that way you know what I mean).
I kept my head. Why? Because Im better looking than those two; Im a dog and didnt want a gross-out in the mirror, which I can look into easily now btw; and Im not giving up this sense of smell for anyone no high cupboard is safe now.
Granted, I look a bit weird, but you should see the other two theyve got my discarded body parts. Ive literally created a monster.
Sniff you soon on Facebook.
PS: I could catch my tail no problem by the way Jack is a ninja, its in my skill set; I crept up on it, ultimate stealth, game over. A wide-eyed and trembling Hannas trying to do that right now
Head, Body & Legs iOS app is live and can be download here
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/head-body-legs/id570171539?ls=1&mt=8
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/head-body-legs/id570171539?ls=1&mt=8
My name is Ninja Jack. I know, my masters are eccentrics. That names given me a bit of a complex to be frank which I could do without, what with my diminutive stature and all.
Its a dogs life, you see, when youre only 18 inches tall. Put yourself in my paws for a second: You see a table, I see its legs; you sit on a chair, for me its arms are a wall of pain to run into.
Arms, legs I was missing out and it got me thinking.
When I think, I think hard. What else is there to do when Danny and Hanna, my masters, have left me home alone chase my tail?
What I needed was a bit of height, and who has height? Danny and Hanna. If only there was a way to pinch their body and legs for a while Thank dog, sorry God, for the iPad the answer was staring me in the snout.
After a brief confab with the neighbour (springer spaniel, bit of a swot) I created Head, Body & Legs. Its inspired by the game where you draw a head, hide it, and pass it on your friend draws the body, hides it and passes it on again for the legs to be added. The result is comedy gold.
But Im a ninja I wanted it to be far more than that, it had to bust some serious moves like I can.
This app can do anything I can play the game, be an artist, use photos of my friends from Dogbook to make them look a total tool. More importantly I was able to change my life for the better.
To be taller I chose Dannys legs (because hes a wee lad and I didnt want to go too far too quickly) and Hannas body (because Im a red-blooded dog of a man so it would be more fun that way you know what I mean).
I kept my head. Why? Because Im better looking than those two; Im a dog and didnt want a gross-out in the mirror, which I can look into easily now btw; and Im not giving up this sense of smell for anyone no high cupboard is safe now.
Granted, I look a bit weird, but you should see the other two theyve got my discarded body parts. Ive literally created a monster.
Sniff you soon on Facebook.
PS: I could catch my tail no problem by the way Jack is a ninja, its in my skill set; I crept up on it, ultimate stealth, game over. A wide-eyed and trembling Hannas trying to do that right now
Head, Body & Legs iOS app is live and can be download here
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/head-body-legs/id570171539?ls=1&mt=8
