It's not even worth the wait to get one online. It's like 50 cents or something or as little as a penny for one, and then there's shipping. Might as well walk to your local office supplies store and borrow a paper clip, open up the tray, and walk back home. But then again, Apple's mentality would be that you wouldn't need to remove your SIM unless you're either exchanging your device in for a replacement one, in which case you'd need to transfer the SIM and the Apple rep would open it for you, or you're switching phones, in which case the carrier rep would open it and swap it for you.
By cheating out the tens of millions of iDevice sales of their paper clip, they saved.... a couple hundred dollars tops? Wows Apple.