Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Poisonivy, Nov 1, 2014.
Of course you have.
Well here we are again with less than nine weeks to Christmas.
What Apple goodies do you have on your wish list?
For those of you who didn't get my recipe before here it is again.
This is a Christmas recipe for Vodka Cake but you have to read it carefully.
Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!).
1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt...... or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees andtry not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Also possible with wine?
Oh yes I'm sure it would, Better have at least three bottles on hand though.
The waiting has begun.
Well as usual I've been very very good
So, you'll be getting the new MacBook Pro then?
Maybe early in the new year when hubby gets over the shock of Christmas
Just decided we're going to put up the tree and the Christmas decorations on Friday.
I only know one C-word.
It's definitely not Christmas.
Here's my Christmas tree, Show us yours.
Hospitals can get innovative when it comes to Christmas trees and wreaths.
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