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This is a Christmas recipe for Vodka Cake but you have to read it carefully.

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!).
1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt...... or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees andtry not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
 
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Can I substitute a llama in this recipe without changing the baking time?
 
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i tried it with a ferret too and it worked just fine.
 

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OH I have to try the ferret version! Thanks for that suggestion.
 

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Oh my gosh...these poor animals!

I eat cow every day I can. And on the days I don't, I eat chicken and pigs to make up for it. Poor animals need to be higher on the food chain :D LOL!
 

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I can't get the oven out of the mixer.

Help, I can't get teh oven out of the mixxer .
 

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That's why you need more Vodka! It can also be used as a lubricant.
 

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Poisonivy said:
you didn't greashh the oven silly billy hic.

(Turns TV off, ovens the grease and grabbs anohter botle of vodka)
 

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I've emailed it and posted it on Google+. Now which cat should I use to wipe the counter?
 
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I've emailed it and posted it on Google+. Now which cat should I use to wipe the counter?
well i haven't got one so i borrowed the neighbors tabby.
 

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