Laugh of the Day

[jesskoh]

Of course it does not grow on trees. It grows in the soil..... Jk haha

 

[carolineM]

Of course it does not grow on trees. It grows in the soil..... Jk haha

It's a figure of speech!

 

[jesskoh]

Lol yeah I know

 

[scifan57]

 

[J. A.]

 

[jesskoh]

Can't make out what sentence that is

 

[J. A.]

Now let's begin, please turn to page 122.

 

[jesskoh]

Now let's begin, please turn to page 122.

..... You know I actually turned to page 122 and read through it....... I thought the answer was there. Hahahahahahha

 

[scifan57]

 

[J. A.]

 

[brixtonboy]

So here's the story, sorry if l go on a bit l'm old and the brains going.
Yesterday l was told not to open the door, l'm backing cakes. I knew this her kitchen was a shambles, not like Sally on YouTube. Wooden spoons, bent things all kinds of instruments.
Bowls, cups, 2 weighing machines, electric mixer, packets everywhere.
The oven is about 6 months old top German make cost a fortune, in my opinion.
1 electric mixer broke down just out of warranty, that also was a well known brand first name Kitchen
it was not sent for inspection or anything, just for someone to "have a play with" This Mixer new €800 now repaired and in use.

However while it was away Sally had a special offer on,
she is famous for women who bake stuff, guys.
She might even send you a Red apron if you ask nicely.

There make is Ken. Something top stuff, oh yes must buy one of those it heats the mix whilst mixing yippee.
Up to 140 C Only cost from €1100 plus about €500 parts add ons totally free.

Well with all that lot even l could read a recipe a bake a cake.

The old dog started to tap me on my leg ( sign he wanted a pinkle ) so l let him out. And back in.
The damaged cake was in the oven at the time.
How can this be my fault.
Must have something to with the drag coefficient of air passing into a warm kitchen and suddenly hitting the oven door. Thereby reducing the oven temperature by over 107.654 C

 

[J. A.]

Simple stress test
A mathematician friend of mine found this stress test on the web. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but it is amazingly accurate. Read the full description below before going on to the picture.
The photo has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between the dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a high level of stress.

Now, look at the photograph (see spoiler) and if you find more than one or two differences you need a vacation real bad.

Spoiler: Stress test

 

[scifan57]

 

[J. A.]

 

[scifan57]