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TEACHER: Why are you late?
>TOTO: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
>TOTO: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: TOTO, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
>TOTO: You told me to do it without using tables!



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>TEACHER: TOTO, go to the map and find North America.
>TOTO: Here it is!
>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: TOTO!

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>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>TOTO: "HIJKLMNO"!!
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>TOTO: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


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>TEACHER: TOTO, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>TOTO: Me!


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