Laugh of the Day

[brixtonboy]

A **sshead as we English say


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.

 

[KevinJS]

The great thing about topping up a glass of beer is that you can always claim you are still on your first.

 

[KevinJS]

Two chemists go into a bar.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too"

He died!

 

[J. A.]

Two chemists go into a bar.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too"

He died!

He would have survived in a country with a different language.

 

[KevinJS]

Here's another that only works in English (until some smart person points out that it works in a language I never heard of)

If water is H2O, what is H2O4?

Drinking.

 

[scifan57]

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.

 

[brixtonboy]

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.

Above my head l'm afraid l never got any ceeertiffficat in
Ssshol


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.

 

[ardchoille]

Above my head l'm afraid l never got any ceeertiffficat in
Ssshol


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.

It's wordplay with chemical symbols: Potassium (K), Nickel (Ni), Iron (Fe)

 

[brixtonboy]

Thanks mate clear as mud now


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.

 

[J. A.]

 

[Scottysize]

Hilarious!

 

[ardchoille]

 

[ardchoille]

 

[scifan57]

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That would be the uncommon shovelhole.

 

[scifan57]